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Aug. 19th, 2008

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in elvis we trust

First of all, only in a costumer's (or possibly a scalper's) home would you walk into the bathroom and see this:

A wet wig hanging to dry, protected by a Sparrow, Barbossa, Snape duckie, and Harry duckie. Those stars keep me from not dying in the shower.

I got the best blueberries in the world! They're huge!

They were so good, too.

On Saturday, me and Mr.Ian went to the costume shop. We both got fangs because we're cool like that. His are for a costume, I have no excuse.


Then I made him his wolf ears for D*Con. Ha Ha, Ian looks like a furry!


I added white to the hair to match it to his. When he asked what I was doing, I told him I was salting the pepper.


Ear test!

Good enough, though the colors on the ears are a cooler shade than the real hair.

I had fun with the scrap hair.

Bet you didn't know I was a prospector, huh?

And during all this, this was my outfit:

Yeah, I'm special sometimes.


Some of you may remember my laser Jesus velvet painting:

It sits in my kitchen, guarding my dirty dishes.

Well, I originally intended to sell it, but I got so attached to it that I could not part with it. Therefore, I made a new one to sell. I'm hoping it will get some sort of awesome bidding war and help pay for Dragon Con. I'm paying Dragon Con and Tybee fees there, and that's a lot to spend right after two cons. I'm not begging, I'm just saying. I'm also going to put some small paintings up on etsy soon, but I thought this could be fun to sell, and hopefully religious nuts won't come after me.



There he is in all his glory. Those are heathens smoldering in the background, btw.




And the EBAY AUCTION OF WIN   Help spread the word!

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[info]droxy wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 05:18 pm (UTC)
I look like a slob most of teh time but sometimes work in sexeh lingere...LOL

Ahh the solution to my eyebrow dilemmas.

Oh and don't forget Sonia posted pics of the Dark Lord in my bathroom. You are not the only one.
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 05:24 pm (UTC)
costumers have the darnedest bathrooms.
[info]desist wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 05:28 pm (UTC)
Those ears are great. Nice work on the salting of the pepper, now it totally looks like it matches. I love the retarded fangs btw.
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 06:34 am (UTC)
Yeah, I wasn't sure if adding the white was going to work, but it actually worked out really well, and it somewhat cuts down on the fake-fur-glare.
The retarded fangs have inspired a costume for Ren Fest next summer.
[info]avalon76 wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 05:33 pm (UTC)
Your socks have made my day so much happier.
[info]uglinessman wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 05:15 am (UTC)
I second the sock luv.
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[info]angulique wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 05:46 pm (UTC)
You look so cute!!!

Also - the Laser Jesi have me ROFLing something fierce!!!
[info]angulique wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 05:47 pm (UTC)
Also, you should burn the side of the frame on the velvet Jesus to make it look like his lasers are meltifying it XDDD
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[info]foxestacado wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 05:47 pm (UTC)
Love the ears and a peek into a costumer's bathroom. Love the Jesus painting! I hope your Ebay auction goes well. Mine...not so well. Let me know whether Etsy is a better venue for selling paintings.
[info]irielle wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 06:47 pm (UTC)
I just upped the bid on your charity auction. I think it will get more bids as end of the auction grows closer.

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[info]mooserevenge wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 05:50 pm (UTC)
You're such an awesome eccentric! Love the Jesus paintings, if I had money (or a credit card) I'd bid on it!
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 06:43 am (UTC)
Maybe some day you'll own a laser Jesus. I'm going to continue collecting horrible paintings and "fixing" them whenever I can.
[info]skaffa wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 06:04 pm (UTC)
i love your outfit.
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 06:45 am (UTC)
Thanks! Mr.Ian was laughing at how none of the teals quite matched and none of the stripes matched.
[info]shuraiya wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 06:07 pm (UTC)
You have the best house ever, hahahaha.
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 06:50 am (UTC)
You'd think so, but most of it is boring. When I move to a place I know I'll be staying a while, I'll decorate, but as it is, there's just a few decorative crazy things, most of which are pictured here.
Only items of interest I really left out are the frog bathmat that watches me pee and the "Elect Dick Smith Tybee Dick* Council"

*the "Dick" was written on cardboard and taped over a more boring word.
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[info]jedipirate wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 06:19 pm (UTC)
Hey! I have that ship! ...Except mine doesn't guard my kitchen sink. Mine sits on the shelf guarding my shiny spyglass and my nifty compass-in-a-box.

Love the wolfy ears. Wish I could go to Dragon Con. =/ Maybe some year.
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 05:57 am (UTC)
Mine is the Bounty. Which is yours?
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[info]strangeminkey wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 06:34 pm (UTC)
oh shazam! if i had the monies i would totally buy that bitch and hang it on my wall and make my wall all bad ass and such! XD
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 06:54 am (UTC)
Ah well, monies are a bitch when you don't have them.
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[info]noisyevergleam wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 06:46 pm (UTC)
holy moly! i am so glad to know that Jesus doesn't go well in hallways. if i weren't currently bidding on something 15 times more expensive, i'd buy it. maybe when my other bid war comes through i'll buy a laser Jesus for anywhere but my hallway.
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 06:56 am (UTC)
Some fool actually asked if I was sure it would look bad in hallways! It's their own damn fault if the hang it in their hallway and it looks like crap!
I bet the person who buys it actually will see what it looks like in the hallway :P
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[info]nature_dude wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 07:33 pm (UTC)
OMG! I want it! My parents would DIE, lol. How much is the highest bid thus far?
[info]nature_dude wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
Duh, i just clicked on the Ebay link. I hope it's still up by the first of the month! (pay day)
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[info]dixiebell12 wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 07:33 pm (UTC)
The first thing I thought of when I saw that bathroom pic was the Joker and that pencil *evil grin*

All the money spent at the orthodontist didn't work *giggles*

You've made my day!

Hugs,
Dixiebell
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 07:01 am (UTC)
Heh, you've obviously never seen my teeth or else you'd know I've never seen an orthodontist in my life!
[info]rererepetition wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
You look cute with blonde hair. I hated my hair when I bleached it and it came out more or less that color. I guess my hair has more red tones in it than yours though.
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 07:05 am (UTC)
I used to change my hair so often, but I've had it like this for a year now and I really like it. I think I may keep it like this for a long time.
It depends, how many times did you bleach your hair? any given part of my hair has been bleached two or three times after it makes it past the inch mark. When I touch mine up, I bleach over about an inch past the roots, it keeps the ends brighter.
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[info]imouto wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 07:42 pm (UTC)
I get paid on Friday. If it hasn't gone up stupidly in price, I'm so buying Laser Jesus. I need a stupid drawings original in my life.
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 07:06 am (UTC)
w00t! This makes me happy that people want it and so far no anthrax has come in the mail for me.
[info]pumagrrl wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 07:59 pm (UTC)
Awesome fangs! And I love the ears.
Great pics, thanks for sharing. Now I'm really in a good mood.
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 07:08 am (UTC)
No problem! I love doing picture posts, and with my new camera I barely have to touch them up, so picture posts will happen a lot more now.
[info]lex_of_green wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 08:09 pm (UTC)
You keep action figures next to your bathtub. I totally want to make out with your bathroom right now, but that’d be unsanitary.

Why isn’t “ridiculous facial hair” on my livejournal interests list yet? Hmm. *fixes that*
…But now I’m not sure whether or not I should replace it with “facial hair on girls.” Stupid four word limit – one more word and I’d be allowed to express my interest in ridiculous facial hair on girls.
[info]dhnitwit wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 08:59 pm (UTC)
What about "ridiculous girl facial hair"? Kind of makes it sound like the facial hair is on a ridiculous girl, but I suppose that's true, too.
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[info]sbrande wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 08:24 pm (UTC)
I love you cause your posts are never dull. You are SASHA!

Love the fangs et cetc!

Love Sonia :)
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 07:12 am (UTC)
Thank you! I do post dull things, but the non-dull ones overshadow the dull ones, I think.
[info]in_motu_proprio wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 08:53 pm (UTC)
The wig on the shower .... yea, that... yea. I don't know what to say other than: *Shudder* you should photoshop in some blood trailing down the drain and repost that in some community for furies or scalpers... I'm SURE they are out there!
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 07:14 am (UTC)
For the interest of "scalping" there are three communities and twenty one users.
http://www.livejournal.com/interests.bml?int=scalping
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[info]simpleplan222 wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 09:11 pm (UTC)
I would totally buy that Jesus painting. =D
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 07:17 am (UTC)
I would totally love you to bid on it ;P

But seriously, go ahead. Someone will more than likely outbid you if you bid with 6 days left, but at least you'll have that confirmation email assuring you that you attempted to accept laser jesus into your heart.

I believe at this point that I am just bullshitting.
[info]initial_aitch wrote:
Aug. 19th, 2008 09:13 pm (UTC)
Love the wolf ears; nice job -- they look frighteningly natural on him.

I was mentally dressing him as Snape, however. Hope you don't mind ;)
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 07:19 am (UTC)
The tragic thing is that he will be wearing a hat that covers most of his hair.

I do that often :P
[info]lezlishae wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 12:31 am (UTC)
*sadface*

Terminus t-shirt!
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 07:21 am (UTC)
I've been wearing my Terminus shirt as a sleep shirt since I got home. And seeing as I never change on days off, I've also been wearing it while hanging out. And to the grocery store. And the costume shop.
[info]ramblingnic wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 02:08 am (UTC)
Laser eyes Jesus is win! I'd buy it but I'm broke and my father would kill me.
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 07:22 am (UTC)
Hehehe, that should make it all the more appealing.
[info]the_evil_git wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 02:45 am (UTC)
Growing up a JW I didn't have holidays, many years later celebrating my first Halloween as an adult my first costume was as Jesus Christ Elvis, older 1970's Elvis in Jesus threads. Now I have to figure out lasers.

I would be bidding if the wife hadn't decided to get fired. *sigh*
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 07:24 am (UTC)
I'm totally going to Dragon Con next year as raptor Jesus!

That was a horrible decision on her part.
[info]sadistic_apollo wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 03:02 am (UTC)
oh heavens i can't stop laughing...
-dies-

~oh dear, i seemed to have stopped laughin~
[info]stupid_drawings wrote:
Aug. 20th, 2008 07:26 am (UTC)
Uh oh... *walks away whistling innocently*
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